Saturday, August 4, 2007

Impregnable lady

I did not meet Kochappan today. Doctor has advised him complete rest. But don't worry. I shall relate some 'interesting bits' he had told me when I spoke to him over phone.
They are serious ones.
During the last war an English lady was entertaining three Polsh officers in her house.
'I understand, captain, she said to one of them' that you are married . Do you have any children?'
"Alas, no madam.' replied the captain' my wife is unbearable'.
'Iam afraid ' said another officer,'that my friend's English is not quite perfect. He means that his wife is inconceivable'.
Upon this the third officer intervened and made it bit more perfect ' What they mean is that the lady is impregnable'.
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a little girl fresh from a school sex talk, said to her mother. 'Mummy do you ,and daddy have sexual relations?'
'Yes dear why do you ask?'
'well ' replied the little girl ' Why hav'nt I met any one of them'.
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Kochappan wanted me to tell him something like what he told me. I told him about an answer I got from a girl student when I was doing a mock interview in an engg college.
'What are your aims and ambitions?' I asked.
" I want to go as far as my education and sex will allow ' was her answer.
Kochappan laughed. The day ended well.
menon (aniyan)

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